Sunday, May 10, 2015

The Shana Hotel Experience

We picked the Shana Hotel because the online pictures were super cool and mod. Everything was painted white and there were these big dining and lounging areas with huge arches and neon accent lights. The vibe was very Futuristic Greek. You could see the ocean from the pool deck and open-air dining room.  Here is a picture from their website:


And at night:


A giant hill ran through the grounds, so one hotel building was situated several stories above the other. On the night we arrived, we were driven twenty meters up the hill in the hotel golf cart, so that we could check in without breaking a sweat. Then we piled back in to the golf cart (with fancy ice tea!) to be driven the twenty meters downhill to our room.

Lest we fall into the bad habit of sloth, we elected to WALK to the dining room after unpacking and changing.

The humidity here on the coast is like 3454556%, so I broke out the maxi dress and flip flops. Our dinner was lovely. We were the only patrons dining. We had the full attention of a Romanian waiter. More pan-flute covers played as we ate. There were dozens of geckos crawling around on the ceiling, and I got excited to take pictures of them for Aaron.


Ok, our room. This hotel room was COOL. More white, a huge headboard, super amazing bathtub made of black stone, a white pleather couch, strong air conditioning, sliding doors to a balcony with a swing, plenty of room to dance around in, and the hardest bed I have ever sat upon. Sometimes if you are sleeping in someone else’s bed and you realize how uncomfortable it was in the morning when your back is stiff, and other beds you notice when you sit down and it hurts.

This “mattress” had maybe one half millimeter of give.

We stripped the sheets off and lay an extra comforter on the bed, hoping it would provide some noticeable padding.


It did not.

Sean got on top and was jumping and dancing around, hoping to soften the mattress with his weight.



I joined him. 




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Spoiler alert: The mattress continued being hard.

Driving to the Beach Day

So we had this idea that we would get up early and get breakfast and then drive out of the mountains down to the coast early enough to settle in to our new place before it got dark. But we left too late in the day. It was drizzling in the morning, so everything felt sort of lazy. It was another breakfast that we spent about an hour and a half eating and reading our email and Facebook. Have I discussed how expansive the breakfast buffet was? Plus I had to blog all about our self-centered Thanksgiving dinner.

On this last morning at El Establo, we eat a delicious breakfast set to Pan flute covers - classics like "Pretty Woman," "Hotel California," and "Michelle."

Anyhoo, eventually we checked out. There are two ways down the mountain,.  The way that we came up at night is closed for several hours every day for paving. Our friends at the front desk told us to take the other, “better road,” lest we get stuck behind a closure. You can tell from the picture that “better” in Costa Rica truly is a relative term.



Sean rode the brakes the whole way down the mountain. We reached a top speed of 25 kilometers/hr. It was exciting, but also supremely uncomfortable. Very bumpy. Excitumpy.

Things we passed on the way down:

  • Random cows on the edge of the steep mountainside 
  • A soaring eagle 
  • Dogs, wandering around along the side of the road 
  • Free range chickens (VERY free range)(the world is their range) 
  • Randomly paved curves on the road for very small stretches 
  • Photo ops 
  • Las Juntas grocery store 
Las Juntas means, “ grocery store of weirdly local food.” Going to grocery stores in foreign countries is one of my favorite things to do when traveling, and I can’t believe we went four days before going to one here. We got some snacks here that ended up being kind of gross, except for the processed shit that was tasty as fuck. Witness: CREAMY SWEET MENEITOS CHEESE PUFFS.


We stopped for lunch at a roadside soda. Food was unremarkable except for the giant red ice cream float that we shared.


And then we kept driving until we saw the crocodiles.

Carera Reserve is situated between tropical rainforest mountains and the coastal rainforest. A huge river that empties into the Pacific Ocean provides a stunning vista to watch the clouds roll off the mountain peaks. Right where the Pan American Highway crosses over the river, there are a number of sandy banks that attract crocodiles, cows, and other wildlife. We pulled over and parked and marched across the bridge to ogle with the other tourists. Crocodiles are ugly. 


We kept driving south and reached the coastal resort city of Jaco in time to watch a splendid pink sunset over the wide-open sea.


 And we were sad to realize that the chances of us reaching our Manuel Antonio hotel before dark were getting slimmer by the minute. Especially because we didn’t have an actual address for the place, and our GPS only recognized hotels in a ten-mile radius. We called the hotel guy and he had to check online before being able to direct us with incredibly vague instructions. We inevitably got lost in the neighboring town of Quepos! Sean made up an awesome song about all the goings on of Quepos!, and we were able to sing it for the rest of our trip and continue to do so to this day.

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Thanksgiving in Central America

Thanksgiving dinner!!!

Thanksgiving was hilarious and nice and weird and so funny all at the same time.  First of all, we barely acknowledged that it was Thanksgiving during the day.  We were too busy taking pictures of moss.  Plus, duh, it's not a holiday in this country so there haven't been any signs or commercials or anything.  

We decided before setting out to Monteverde that we were going to wear nice clothes and have dinner in a restaurant for our holiday meal. So after our hot showers and a nap and some relax time in our hotel room, I put on my best leggings and button-down shirt and flip flops.  Sean wore his best button down shirt and jeans and flip flops.  ("Nice" means "clean" when you are traveling.)  We took a shuttle all the way to the top of the hotel mountain, level 800, where we had a reservation with the fancy Laggos restaurant. 

Here is where the comedy begins.  The restaurant was completely empty.  The tables were all set, but we were the only customers.  Sean asked for the most romantic spot and they sat us in our own private room.  Our own private room with five other tables set with plates and glasses and chairs.  And a mounted plasma TV. 

Course 1: Pina Colada and Good Father cocktail.  Conversation: wondering if anyone else in our tourist hotel was going to show up for Thanksgiving dinner.  Internet activity: checking our fantasy football scores.  (Our hotel room doesn't have wifi, so we took advantage during all of our meals.)


Course 2: Bread.  Our waitress artfully poured us each a plate of balsamic vinegar, oil, and parmesan cheese, and then plopped in the middle the most tasty bread roll I have ever eaten.  Conversation: deciding that we were lucky we didn't have to sit in the main restaurant with all the other American guests who were probably depressed that they weren't with their families.  Instead, we can be loud and obnoxious in secret!  Internet activity: checking email and facebook.  Look at all those Thanksgiving updates!


Course 3: Salad.  Really pretty, artfully plated salad.  Conversation:  deciding that we are going to be totally gluttonous on this day of thanks.  Activity: taking pictures of our food, taking pictures of ourselves, getting more tipsy.


Course 4: Soup.  Really, really, really delicious fancy soup.  I got potato cream, that was basically like drinking butter, and Sean got mushroom, which was equally decadent.  Conversation: congratulating ourselves for planning and executing such a fantastic Thanksgiving dinner.  Activity: blogging and more self praise.  In fact, we were so busy being proud of ourselves that I forgot to take a picture of our beautiful soups.

Course 5: Wine.  Conversation: we continued to discuss our movie theatre/brewery.  Sean decided that I would be in charge of keeping the books.  I decided that I would also like to do event planning.  We congratulated ourselves again for getting along and enjoying sitting next to each other at dinner.  Laughing because every time our waitress came to check on us, she had to pull open the sliding glass door.  Watching YouTube videos of animals.   Activity: we made a list of all the animals we've seen on the trip.

Course 6: Main dishes, which we immediately regretted ordering because we were almost full and if we ate real food we wouldn't have room for dessert.  I got porcini mushroom pasta, but it was not creamy.  Sean got a steak as big as his head.   Conversation: we have been doing so much walking!  Our feet hurt!  We are amazing!  This trip was such a good idea!  We really planned it well!  We get to relax on the beach for the next three days!  Activity: Kissing and giggling.  Admiring our nice outfits.  Looking at the pictures we just took of our Thanksgiving dinner.  (Every time the waitress came in, we were watching the iPad, it seemed.)

Then we asked our waitress to take a picture of us from the other side of the restaurant, to convey how apart we were from the general public and how empty our private room was with just us.  We made sure to each make completely different expressions.  Sean is actually lifting his glass to toast the wall and the window.  At that point, we were the only people still in the restaurant.  So we finally left.  But first, Sean went to the bathroom on the second floor and tripped on the stairs coming down.  So I had to walk upstairs and see the exact location that he fell.  

We went to sleep very thankful to be with each other in this beautiful country. 








Monday, December 1, 2014

Monteverde

We wake up super early because we have a reservation to get a guided tour of Monteverde National Park this morning.  But we dawdle getting ready so that we don't have time to eat breakfast.  Sad face.  (Sean was watching the Thanksgiving day parade on TV.  Mucho balloonos!)  We pick up Ronnie our guide in the hotel lobby and drive with him to the park.  

Monteverde is located off of a dirt/rock road and I am excited that we get to use 4WD.  It is kind of drizzling this morning, and quite windy.  It had been pouring all night.  We are the first car to pull into the Monteverde parking lot, and the parking attendant relays that the park is temporarily closed while they check for downed trees and clear paths.  So Ronnie shows us to the cafe where we eat breakfast!!!  Happy face!  We get the same shit that we've been eating every single morning: pinto gallo (rice and beans) with fried plantains and eggs.

As we finished eating, Ronnie returns to tell us that they opened the park, but that his other clients all speak Spanish, so he is passing us on to a different tour guide.  Our new guide is Ricardo.  He carries a telescope.  We set off for one of the short, easy trails along with another hotel guest named David from Louisiana.

All the tour guides stay in the low areas of the park, where the trail is fully paved and they can stop and set up their telescopes without trouble.  Ricardo points out a baby toucan, an enormous caterpillar, and a tarantula, and brings us to the hummingbird garden.  He shows up some tall ferns that are over a hundred years old.  We learn about the strangler fig, which begins to grow on the top of another tree.  It sends down vine-like roots, but when the roots hit the soil, they suck up so many nutrients that they grow big and strong and choke out the tree they are surrounding.  I am still obsessed with the plants that have veiny leaves so that water can drip off efficiently.  They are the opposite of the plants in Southern California, which try to hold on to moisture for as long as possible.

Ricardo leaves us at the hummingbird garden, which is the greatest place in the world.  The park has set up several feeders amongst these trees and bushes that the hummingbirds like.  There are dozens of brightly colored birds buzzing and humming and flitting from branch to branch and feeder to feeder.  We get some coffee and tea and sit and watch in partial hypnosis.  The hummingbird that is special in Costa Rica has a bright violet chest and is slightly larger than the more common greenish birds.  Sean gets some amazing close-up shots of the birds while they are flying about.  He knows that hummingbird sound anywhere!

After a while, the hummingbird area gets crowded with tourists and their cameras, so we decide to set out on a long trail by ourselves.  We choose a path that passes over a suspension bridge towards the center of the park, then reaches the continental divide and loops back.  

Since we already had our rookie outing at Santa Elena, we didn't have to stop and take pictures every two steps.  Just every four steps.  The rainforest is still spectacular and green and the trees are all covered with moss and vines and epiphytes and drops of rain and mist. The forest is a little bit thicker than Santa Elena, and some of the trees look older.  We hear many bird sounds and insect buzzing, but we don't see any animals.  

We're out in the forest for a few hours.  We only pass a handful of people; most of the time is spent talking to each other and taking artsy photos and listening to the water drip.  There is a constant fog mist that keeps all the plants wet.  Because we are under the tree canopy, we don't feel the drizzle.  We do see two trees that have fallen over recently.  One of them is completely covering the trail.

We reach the continental divide at about 1:30pm.  There are two lookout points, one that faces west and one that faces southeast.  When we arrive, they are both covered in clouds.  But we are patient!  And we want a cool timelapse!  So we dutifully wait for the wind to blow the clouds away and are rewarded with some cool views.  The wind blows ferociously on the southern side of the mountain.  The clouds are constantly curling around the valley and over the ridge.  The weather changes several times while we photograph - from cloudy to sunny to drizzly back to sunny and then a heavy rain begins to fall.

The rain gets harder and harder, and pretty soon it is pouring and we have to head back to the entrance of the park.  We chose to return on a more popular trail, and it is pretty wide and flat for the most part.  We wear our rain jackets and hoods, but eventually the rain soaks through.  My shorts are wet and my socks are starting to get wet and I'm cold and we try to hustle so that we make it back before the light disappears.  The sun sets here at 5:30, but because of the cloud cover and the forest cover, it get darker in the forest even earlier.  The park closes at 4:00.  We make it back to our car with 20 minutes to spare.  There are several other cars in the parking lot, and we congratulate ourselves for not being as stupid as we were the other day in Santa Elena.  

We are tired and wet and our feet hurt.  We are so happy to have a nice hotel room with hot showers and robes.


Sunday, November 30, 2014

Zipline/Night Hike/Spa

HOLY FUCK WE ZIPLINED!!!

(I just had to get that out of the way.)

Today we spent the entire day on the hotel grounds.

1.  Breakfast, of course.
2.  Internet and watch birds at reception.  They have these hanging wooden platforms in the trees behind the reception desk and they put birdseed out so all us special guests can watch Central American birds from the comfort of the lobby couch.
3.  Zipline canopy tour, in the rainforest directly adjacent to the hotel grounds.
- Ziplining is super fun!
- You don't go that fast.
- Superman means that we ziplined with our bodies horizontal, like a flying Superman.
- Sean wore his Go Pro head harness the whole time, and he made a kick-ass video of our adventure.
- Our tour guys played little tricks on us throughout the course.  The best one was as we were walking up a flight of dirt stairs, Roy in the back told us to look out for snakes.  We giggled because there are like only three snakes in this country.  I'm looking up at the leaves and out into the rainforest and listening to the birds and all of a sudden I hear a low roar and I see the branch and giant leaves to my left shake and I SCREAMED.  It was Juan in the front scaring me.  
- One of the platforms we zipped from was a huge metal tower, like a radio tower.  It was so high up and it was windy.  We could see all the way to the ocean.
- I did not like the Tarzan swing.  At all.  In fact, I almost didn't go on it, but ended up doing it, and screamed, "I do not like this!" the whole way down.  See video.





4.  We finally had some rest time, which I spent sitting in a hammock and blogging.  At sunset, I returned to the room.  Sean took an incredible timelapse of the sun and clouds.  Sean also went out to get us dinner (pasta), which we ate with our fingers in bathrobes sitting in easy chairs in front of the doorway to the porch watching the sunset.  It was a stunning sunset.  Like the best ever.









5.  We took a night hike with our hotel guide, Ronnie.  The animals we saw included: 
- tarantulas (several)
- baby snake
- two tiny frogs TINY TINY TINY
- toucan
- SLOTH
- no animal is as important as that sloth that we saw








6.  Spa massages at the hotel spa.
7.  Pizza take-out and American Hustle on HBO in our hotel room.

Friday, November 28, 2014

Santa Elena Reserve


I'm going to mostly let the pictures speak for themselves.  We chose to go to Santa Elena Reserve for our first day of rainforest because the book promised that it was less popular and touristy than Monteverde.  Totally true.  We passed like ten people the whole day, and felt very much like we got to experience the nature by ourselves.  


We ended up combining four different hikes in order to reach the northernmost, easternmost, southernmost, and central points of the park.  The shape of the path that we took is kind of like a whale standing on its head eating a long eel.  If that helps.  



Our day in Santa Elena Reserve is probably the most well-documented hike that ever was.  I was taking pictures with my camera, Sean was taking pictures with his camera, plus also taking video with his camera and with the GoPro.  It took us over half an hour to walk the first 500 meters because we were doing an average of one photograph every 2.7 steps.  Everything was green, lush, wet, full of chirping, humid, and stunning.  There were a lot of excited shrieks from me and a lot of lens changing from Sean.











Some highlights:
- The forest floor was barely muddy, even though it rains almost every day.  So many leaves fall down that they turn into a thick mulch.
- We didn't see any exciting animals other than birds and gnats. Probably because we were talking the entire time. Plus honestly, we didn't know where to look. 
- We really were in the clouds!  And above the clouds, for some portions.  Even at the mirador overlooking Lake Arenal, we couldn't see anything lower than the ground we were standing on.
- We ran into another guy who was sporting a GoPro head gear. We immediately bonded and Sean offered up tips. I took a picture of the two camera hobbyists. 
- Thank you, Aaron, for the binoculars for my birthday last year because they are A.MAZING.
- We barely made it back before dark.  I'm sure they were 20 minutes shy of sending out a search party.  In hindsight, this was really poor planning on our part.  It's already kind of dark under the canopy, and the fading sun made it worse.
- The setting sun and rolling fog were images we will not soon forget.
- We both peed in a secret area of the park.
















(I just now asked Sean if there was anything else to add to this list, like, "Anything that we don't have a picture of," and he snorted with laughter because we took pictures of every single tree that we passed.)




Like complete amateurs, we had made reservations to go on a guided night hike which began immediately upon our return to the hotel.  However, by that time, it was pouring rain and lightening.  Our guide Ronnie said that we could reschedule for the following evening because we might have a better chance of seeing good stuff when it wasn't stormy.  We took him up on that offer!

I took a shower, Sean went out to get pizza and wine, and we had a fantastic and drunken evening in our hotel room.  We watched all of our hiking footage.  We watched a horrible movie on HBO, but it didn't matter, because we were dry and wearing hotel bathrobes and snuggling and not walking.